February 2012
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That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.
– John Green (via elige)
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fun.
I just thought maybe we could find new ways to fall apart.
Three times now tonight on repeat.
Up in five hours. Oiy.
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Before we start the broadcast tonight, I just want to address my recent absence...
– STEPHEN COLBERT, opening the Feb. 20, 2012 edition of The Colbert Report, after returning from a two-day hiatus during which he tended to his ill mother.
He ended the monologue by saying “Confidential to a lovely lady,” before making an apparent gesture of support to his mom.
(via...
Some days, like today, hum with an unexpected goodness where it just feels good to be alive.
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An edited version of the conversation between...
C: Because we are one in the same, Rachel. We both have the brain of a 65 year old gay man who obsesses over older comedians who get facial hair. Just like older queens who have done and seen it all.
Me: You speak the truth.
C: And have strong opinions about things like sideburns and Dancing With the Stars. And we care about musicals and cats. If you consider the Corgi to be the new Internet...
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A week from now we’ll be driving up the coast. I can’t wait.
In the mean time, oh me oh my.
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring...
– Lemony Snicket (via looz-y)
Anonymous asked: 9 & 16
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Entertain me anons.
ilikestrawbs:
1. The meaning behind my URL
2. Weakness
3. Bestfriend(s)
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Fact about my sex life
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
11. Age
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
18. Phobia
...
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Colbert Report suspends production →
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I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again. One day I really am going to find that black hole where all my mornings go. Where that 20mins that disappear while I’m trying to get out the door run away to (out on the city streets, meandering around with other chunks of time, laughing at their owners’ misfortune, grabbing a latte while we don’t even have time to make a cup...
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Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Which is a very hard word to rhyme
And...
– Neil Gaiman (via jurisfiction)
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technology schecmology
I pretty much spent my whole day putting together power point presentations, never taking time to notice that my lovely phone, plugged in all day, was not charging but rather, losing battery quite quickly. And now it won’t hold one at all.
It’s a little nice, not having a phone. But then again I was in the middle of conversations and now they’ve just fallen off. Also I...
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