An edited version of the conversation between Caitlin and I last night, regarding our Louis C.K. feels:
C: Because we are one in the same, Rachel. We both have the brain of a 65 year old gay man who obsesses over older comedians who get facial hair. Just like older queens who have done and seen it all.
Me: You speak the truth.
C: And have strong opinions about things like sideburns and Dancing With the Stars. And we care about musicals and cats. If you consider the Corgi to be the new Internet Cat which I think we can all agree is true.
Me: Yes I think we can all agree on that.
C: We hate places for no good reason (i.e. fucking burbank). We like to go to chain restaurants at 4 in the afternoon (Mimi’s Cafe/Ihop).
Me: Oh my God. We. We are.
C: Yeah we are a retired gay Jewish couple living in Miami. Let’s just face the facts, Rachel.
Me: Oiy. Miami though?
C: I was thinking birdcage. But we can go somewhere else there are lots of gay old men. OH WAIT. WE ARE GOING TO SAN FRANCISCO.
Me: SHALOOOOOOOOMMMM. Really though, why do I have so many Louie feels?
C: Because we know the majority of humanity is stupid. And that we can be self-depricating and wry to ourselves and others and still be a good and kind person.
Accurate. Go forth now, paduans.
